Sunday, June 30, 2019
Bored games: I Vant To Bite Your Finger
Fuck Monopoly and Scrabble and Operation and all that, the only board game I wanted to play as a kid was I Vant To Bite Your Finger. It took about five minutes and was dependent on random luck, but you got to stick your finger in a vampire's mouth and hope he didn't bite down. If he did, it would leave a red mark on your finger.
When I say it out loud like that, it sounds dumb, but it could get damn stressful. Nobody wanted a bloody finger.