I just wanted a glass of water

I've yet to see any demons on the ward, and I'm particularly observant

I bought a trampoline

With my reputation?

Whenever I think about the fact that I'm going to be a Dad this month, I've had the 13th Duke of Wybourne's voice in my head.

ME? A father? With MY reputation? What ARE they thinking?

But you can take it, can't you, big man?

It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

I'm completely bloody sick of this!

They're all made of fucking Lego!

Have you betrayed us? Have you betrayed me?