Friday, August 27, 2021

The worst movie ever made

It still irritates the shit out of me when anyone say the new Saw movie or Transformer film or something like that is the worst film ever. I'm not saying they are any good - they probably stink - I'm just saying they can't be the worst movie when there is Curse of the Cannibal Confederates out there, stinking up the cinematic world.

Even at an age when I was about all things zombie, and could even find plenty of nice things to say about a unmitigated piece of shit like Zombie Creeping Flesh, Cannibal Confederates was just intolerable and the only zombie film I couldn't actually finish. 

Is this latest cinematic abomination in focus? Is it more than the world's most boring people stumbling around in the dark? Then it's fucking better than Curse of the Cannibal Confederates. I'm still angry about the half hour of my life that I wasted on it.

Forget Plan 9, which has its own awkward charms. This has been my Worst Movie Ever Made since I saw it in 1991, and there's no reason it's not going to be knocked off that perch anytime soon.

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