Saturday, April 6, 2019

You stupid fucking wanker, George!



Sarah Bernhardt: Mr. Shaw, you and I should make love, for with my looks and your brains we would have wonderful children.

George Bernard Shaw: Aha! But what if the child were born with my looks and your brain? ... (walks outside) Oh no, I've just blown out a definite shag!

Sarah Bernhardt: Mr. Shaw, fancy a shag?

George Bernard Shaw: "Fancy"? It is the darling of society but the outcast of the soul... oh no, I've done it again!

* This joke from The Mary Whitehouse Experience has cut me painfully close to the bone, more than once.

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