Tom King got me again

ME: Maybe this new Tom King series won't be hot garbage. It's got some lovely art, and I do like the way he subverts the normal conventions of comics storytelling on a craft level, even if his overall stories really don't work for me. I'll try it out. 

TOM KING: Yeah, but what if the culture wars against women were actual wars?

ME: Goddammit.

TOM KING: Also did you notice superhero battles are, like, total UFC fights?

ME: I had not.