Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Audition in lockdown


It feels like there are going to be a hell of a lot of Covid-related romantic comedies coming, full of odd couples stuck together during lockdowns, helping each other out in sickness and in health.

I'm not going to watch a single one of these fucking things, because life is too short for that. But I really hope there is one that goes full-on Audition in the last half hour or so, and it turns out you've been locked up with somebody with an unhealthy obsession with piano wire, and it just blasts in out of nowhere, a sweet movie going full gore. 

It won't make up for the sheer boredom of being stuck in one place that the whole world has experienced, but it could help.

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