My holy place is in the quiet before the movie starts, and it's currently being despoiled by a Subway ad that is playing before every fucking film I see.
I hardly eat Subway anyway, it's always the absolute last option (which it sometimes is), but there is an ad they play before every movie I go to which is a large subway sandwich and a big mac burger, and they're talking to each other about their relative sizes - even though the subway is only big because it's crammed with tasteless salad - and the ad goes on forever.
This might be the most first-world problem I've ever bitched about on this blog, but it's fucking with one of my true pleasure in life. It's just so crass and dumb and one big dick joke, and it sours me on Subway, and going to the movies, and life itself.
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