The Duck Song: Look, this is getting old

This is just another case that if I have to have this song about a fucking duck and his fucking grapes rattling around my skull every hour of every day because my kids love it and demand it on repeat, so should you. 

I got busted singing the 'and then he waddled away' while inadvertently walking into a very serious meeting the other day. 

But also, I have now watched all of the Duck Songs videos multiple times, and feel the duck is some kind of Doctor Who figure, an agent of chaos who comes into peoples lives and is operating on a level they never really understand, until they realise he has made their lives better, with love, marriage and a brand new business plan.