Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

I don't know, man. I know we're supposed to be laughing at the sheer idea that peasants who make their living slinging mud might be politically aware - and articulate enough to express their dissatisfactions - but a system of government based on aquatic tarts lobbing scimitars at people passing by sounds a lot more logical to me than the US electoral college. 

At least the Lady of the Lake lives in some kind of reality. Even if it is very, very wet.