New Oldsmobiles are in early this year!

Sure, who wouldn't want to live in a 70s mall like the heroes of Dawn of the Dead? It might be a satire on consumerism, but you can still drown out the howls of the living dead outside with musak and rampant looting.  

But I'd always rather trash one like the Blues Brothers did. The way they fish-tail into all those glass store exteriors still looks like the most fun you could ever have in a mall.