It didn't matter if he was on a hot mike, when people asked him his secret to a long and healthy life, well into his 90s, Mr Ernest Borgnine would gleefully tell people that he put it down to the fact that he masturbates a lot, and I think about that way too much.
I mean, jacking it on a regular basis probably doesn't really help with a long and healthy life. But it probably doesn't hurt either. Despite a life of ridiculous cheapness and incessant wanking, Joe Matt still looks okay.
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