We want to get in there, don't we? Eat some cake

 

I have been this drunk and obnoxious in public venues, and while it was fucking funny at the time, I can only apologise to all the poor people I encountered in this state

Acting like Withnail is all well and good for a certain time in your life, but if you don't grow out of it, there is something seriously wrong with you, and all the impassioned Hamlet in front of the wolves won't hide that.

Still, at least old Withnails really only destroy themselves. Those who keep trying to be Hunter S Thompson when they're 40 just fuck everything up for everybody.