And my bear claw.....

I'm not any kind of actor, so have never had to audition for anything, but if I had to, I'm pretty sure the piece I would do is the above scene from Natural Born Killers, because I listened to that soundtrack a million times when I was young, and can do all the words perfectly, in both Robert Downey Jr's outrageous Australian accent and Captain Dale Dye's laconic drawl.

Fun fact! I had absolutely no idea that a bear claw was actually a kind of pastry for years, but I still always thought Dye's tearful sobbing of it was the funniest fucking thing in the world.